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Fall Production - The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon
by Don Zolidis

Fall Production - The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon
by Don Zolidis

Auditions are going to be held during lunch on Wednesday October 5th and after school thursday October 6th.

Auditions are going to be held during lunch on Wednesday October 5th and after school thursday October 6th.

If you'd like to audition, please choose a 30 second monologue and one of the audition sides below to perform.  See Mr. Nail in room 506 to sign up for a time slot.
 
Audition Sides:
Character Name Sides
Actor As Wicked Stepsister 1:) I really need to be going.
(Runs back to the door, switches wigs.)
(As Wicked Stepsister 2:) You do that. Witch.
(Runs back to the other side of the room, switches wigs.)
(As Wicked Stepsister 1:) What did you just call me?
(Runs back to the door, switches wigs.)
(As Wicked Stepsister 2:) You heard what I said. Witch.
(Runs back to the other side of the room, switches wigs.)
(As Wicked Stepsister 1:) Oh no you didn’t!
Dirt Merchant Dirt for sale! Dirt for sale! Hey, you! Get off the merchandise!
Rumpelstiltskin I shall make you rich. Not rich enough to afford a jet fighter or to steal a skin graft from a famous actor and grow a clone in a vat, but rich enough! And I ask only one small thing in return.

Just sign this one small contract and you shall conceive a daughter so beautiful she will be selected to be in a game show with 22 other attractive women competing for the love of—
Enchantress Come along Rapunzel I have a nice tower for you.

Excuse me—but I couldn’t help overhearing your tale of misery and woe. Tell you what—I will grant you your heart’s desire if you give me one small thing
Prince I’ve had just about enough of this “parenting”! I’m going golfing
Rapunzel I don’t care. I didn’t ask to be born! I’m going out

But Mom, I don’t want to go with the evil Enchantress.
Raven There’s about to be three attempts on the King’s life. You wanna stop it? You listen to me.

But you breathe a word of this, you tell anybody you heard it from me, I’ll turn you to stone.
King He’s the best! All your other servants are GARBAGE. Faithful Johannes would do anything for me! Eat a bug. Do it.

HE LOVES IT. All your other servants are LOSERS. Nobody like Faithful Johannes here! Slap yourself in the face for me
Queen Welcome friends. It’s so nice to see all of you mostly recovered from the plague. And I’m here to tell you I love this big guy. Come here, ya big galoot. This is a day of celebration. ’Cause I love you, honey bear.
Plinkie Plie Oh hi there! My name’s Plinkie Pie! I’m a magical—

Aaaaaah. I’m dying! Tell my friends they were magic . . .
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